Did anyone check on the Meta engineers in the goon cave?

Must've refused an illegal order

All the cool kids are using military-grade, open-source productivity tools now

The customer is a Fae

Use the AI waifu to pry military secrets from incels in foreign countries. Who needs War Thunder forums anymore?

They're mad they can't use cellbrite to snoop on properly configured GOS phones and that they actually have to do real police work to catch drug dealers

No telling what else they do with your pictures once they're on Meta's servers. Literal spyware (as if it hasn't already been for a long time).

Imagine having your nudes accidentally ghiblified, with the originals stored indefinitely on Meta's servers.

Laughs in GrapheneOS

Oh look, another centralized social media platform that will eventually get enshittified

As a German company, they should know a thing or two about appeasing facists

What stops the students from renouncing the protests (under duress) and then just getting back into them once they have degrees?

Although, I'd like to think that any student who defies NYU's demands will fare much better in the long run than a university that kowtows to facists

Exactly. Maybe they should ask the president to do another PR stunt to help sales. I hear advertising on the white house lawn worked great for Tesla's stock price. He should serve McDonald's on the white house lawn next. /s