[-] balls_expert 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I don't know. I've got a ginormous monster cock and I've stopped playing COD as well.

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[-] balls_expert 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I got called "chicken curry" for years

[-] balls_expert 188 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought I made people mad by ordering a curry chicken sandwich in a student-ran shop in college, but I hadn't paid attention to an announcement that was made at the end of the class and I accidentally interrupted the minute of silence for a terrorist attack that had happened a few days before

[-] balls_expert 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

5.6 watts a second is 5.6 joules which would, if entirely directed at your nuts, heat the equivalent mass in water to your ballsack by 0.20°C

I've done worse temperature changes to ballsacks by putting them in my mouth you'll be fineeeee

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Un petit monsieur barbu avec qui perdait ses cheveux et avec des lunettes rondes, qui allait à des évènements politiques, que ce soit des meetings, des conférences de presse ou juste dans la salle des trois colonnes à l'Assemblée dans le but de faire des interviews rigolotes avec des politiques. Il était toujours en train de les draguer.

Internet ne semble avoir gardé aucune trace de lui

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[-] balls_expert 52 points 1 year ago

I don't know, isn't he just British?

[-] balls_expert 40 points 1 year ago

What you gonna repair it for? It's not like it's gonna work

[-] balls_expert 41 points 1 year ago

Damn we don't see them on blahaj :<

[-] balls_expert 129 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

>Be anywhere outside of the US

>cheer or clap in a movie theater

>everybody turns towards you, frozen in disgust at what you're doing

[-] balls_expert 50 points 1 year ago

Get a user agent switcher extension

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[-] balls_expert 52 points 1 year ago

Be careful punching nazis. A single punch can kill. People have gone to prison for a single punch. Do it masked up!

[-] balls_expert 43 points 1 year ago

Thanks sharkfucker

[-] balls_expert 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think, on Reddit, the analogy is closer to the landed gentry: The people who get there first get to stay there and pass it down to their descendants, and that is not democratic.

you have been muted and can no longer contact the moderators of /r/modcoord

this mf is going to give people a voting system to kick out mods, and they're gonna use it to kick out the mods he just picked who stopped the subs from going private

that would be really funny, i think

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