Fuck everything about DeSantis. I hope he rolls both ankles while wearing his special make-me-tallet boots. God damn waste of oxygen.

Kristi Noem is a despicable cunt.

I'm going to say this every time I have a chance to comment on an article about Kristi Noem. It may be repetitive, but it brings me joy.

Kristi Noem is a dog murdering psycho cunt. I wish her a lifetime of UTIs, hangnails, yeast infections, and congested sinuses.

Edit: added UTIs

Spoiler alert, Tom Holland is actually playing Juliet.

I expected it to be the same guy who called a basketball team a bunch of illegals, but it's not the same person. Are all Michigan reps this dumb? Just asking questions.

Edit: typo

"The gun was later found in his backyard under a shed, hidden with a 74-gram bag of marijuana, according to investigators."

This whole story would a great opening to a film about a mob kingpin.

Give them to Ukraine.

How do they just keep going backwards?

Hahahahahahahhahahahaaaaa!

Asshole tried to blame the valet. What a dick.

For everyone wondering about the dog, it looks like he hasn't been found yet. Police are searching for a male suspect and are ". .determined to ensure that all those responsible for this heinous crime are held accountable and that Onyx is safely returned to his rightful owner".

Quoted article: https://countylocalnews.com/2024/02/03/dognapping-suspect-sadie-slater-arrested-after-allegedly-driving-off-with-french-bulldog-victim-clinging-to-car-hood/

Wow, no kidding about being supportive! I'm pretty impressed by the quality therapy provided here by the Prince of Darkness.

Something tells me the rest of the tract plotline doesn't quite portray it that way.

They're spending 6.4 million taxpayer dollars on suing and countersuing Disney between this year and the next. While taking away a popular , family friendly benefit costing 2;5 million per year.

DeSantis is a legit Disney villain. They could make an animated film featuring him as a comically stupid bad guy.