[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

That's cool I was wondering if it was in English too. I think it would be an interesting thing to show my kids.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Hold on, here's a report that my wife is looking for a better CEO! No, nope, I'm sorry, its absolute false. We are a happy couple. Couple means two. She was definitely not looking for a new CEO.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

The truth about hemorrhoids comes out.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Back in the 80's or 90's there was this one show in Spanish "Erase Una Vez LA Vida". You just have your kids watch that a few times and they will be experts in the human body. Including the knowledge of how viruses are always lurking around trying to fuck us all up:

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Remember this morning when you were having cereal.. You took one spoon full, then another. That is more! You had one more! Learning is fun!

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 22 points 1 day ago

I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Maybe they should try the Elon way and fire everyone.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

10 to 20 years. Thanks Mr orange man! What was the problem that needed this solution?

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 2 days ago

We should ask why. Did they fuck up the economy and need new revenue?

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 22 points 2 days ago

Ukraine needs a day like that. Almost everyone alive need a day like that.

Man, I just wanna have a job and a home for my family. Why do we put up with all these shitty people.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

Or meta because its better? Like getting run over by a small car instead of a bus.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 2 days ago

I would also be afraid and would move away.

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