I'm going to invent a phone that instead of autocorrect, it just blows off a finger when you misspell a word. You'll learn your lesson real quick.

It feels like the internet is on fire but the firemen hooked their hoses into a gas pump

Mirab, with sails unfurled

Even in their ads for ads they have to get their content from their user base

Remember when Gary Johnson argued that climate change wasn't a big deal because the sun would become a red giant in a few billion years anyway?

But just think of all the value this creates for its potential shareholders

I'm not going to claim I know what's happening, but I like the self-DDoSing explanation because it's even funnier

And my axe!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Cat: did you know that only 50% of people can fold their tongue like this?

Me: I didn't know you could talk.

wefwef just added dark mode

Let's goooooo!

It's a twofer. You're also pressing F to say fuck you u/spez

Lemmy is a classless, stateless, and karmaless society