[-] Wirlocke 46 points 3 months ago

Repeatedly devalue workers through layoffs and never promoting

Workers give up trying to climb the corporate ladder and do the bare minimum

surprised pikachu

[-] Wirlocke 49 points 6 months ago

This feels like something an incel would seriously suggest.

[-] Wirlocke 49 points 7 months ago

There's a fascinating idea that Judas was the one who committed the ultimate sacrifice. That god chose him to be his human incarnate, to truly experience humanity and guilt by committing an ultimate betrayal and becoming the villain of biblical history. All allowing him to finally understand and forgive humanity's sin, by committing one himself. It follows that this is supposedly maddening knowledge as it breaks the illusion of Christ's sacrifice.

I'm definitely butchering and ad-libbing the original idea, but I think this makes for a grander story than the traditional "birth myself to sacrifice myself to myself to forgive everyone else" interpretation.

[-] Wirlocke 47 points 7 months ago

Everyday I would wake up with severely sore arms, like they were clenched somehow.

Blood test said Vitamin D deficiency, but the supplements didn't do anything noticeable. But I was on the border of anemia so they told me to try iron supplements too.

Gone overnight. I'm so used to problems being an exhausting road to recovery that this one took me by surprise.

[-] Wirlocke 44 points 7 months ago
[-] Wirlocke 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I would accept Mind Control in any scenario except if they realize they were mind controlled (damn D&D).

If it's short range I'd finally get a decent job and would never have to worry about being attacked in public.

If it can be used over camera, become an influencer, "hey guys if all of you that are within your means could donate 1 dollar to my GoFundMe I'd greatly appreciate it". Instant semi ethical riches.

If I could use it on the mirror, "Wirlocke you're going to feel well rested and do x task".

[-] Wirlocke 45 points 8 months ago

I choose to believe it's their mutual hatred of England that makes their butter taste good.

[-] Wirlocke 52 points 10 months ago

Half of these just feel like Twilight Zone episodes with no moral to the story.

"Isn't this guy fucked? Anyway cow tools"

[-] Wirlocke 46 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah but then you get older and it doesn't cut it anymore so you switch to the harder stuff.

[-] Wirlocke 44 points 10 months ago
[-] Wirlocke 49 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The only issues I've had with Firefox is when some websites, like Teams, doesn't "support" it. Even though if you change the browser's identifier (there's an extension for that) then it works fine, they just don't "officially support" it.

[-] Wirlocke 44 points 1 year ago

Honestly it still would have been malware if it was actually McAfee.

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