Well, yeah, the reptilians in Buckingham Palace would never let the Deep State get any real power

Tattoos are expensive, they can take a while to finish

My first real job out of high school, my "forklift certification" was the only other guy in the warehouse basically telling me not to crash into things. A few months in, I casually ripped around a corner, no clue why I ended up stopping. But when I did, one of the structural columns was between the forks, definitely would have destroyed it or the forklift if I hadn't stopped

That's.... Wow, just wow. People would rather come up with and try to justify something like that than just eat a vegetable

But the cardio you get from running down a gazelle is insane (I can only assume that's part of the lion diet)

Caesarpunk? Circensespunk? Idk what to call it, but I want cyberpunk-but-ancient-Rome to exist as a genre

That's a whole 86x48 more than 1280x720!

The real reason he's had so many kids

I'm way more worried about New Hampshire and Pennsylvania

There used to be a quiz where'd you'd guess if his face was bigger or smaller than "normal", but it looks like it got deleted

"Create a 2/2 white and blue Pinkerton creature token"