[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 12 points 3 weeks ago

I cannot recommend “Warp Your Own Way” enough to any fans of the series. Calling it a graphic novel fails to account for the fact that it is a choose your own adventure style story which makes perfect sense in the context of the story being told. An absolute master craft of the comics format. Also, it’s funny and the art is good.

[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 12 points 5 months ago

This is an excellent question.

I kinda hope it's like a movie about the literal origin of Star Trek as a television show. At this point, I feel like that would have a better chance of actually getting made then anything set in universe.

[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He's an actor and comedian from New Zealand. Off the top of my head, he's been in:

  • "Flight of the Concords"
  • "Voltron"
  • "What We Do In the Shadows" the movie, not sure about the series
  • "Our Flag Means Death"

I'm pretty excited by the idea of him showing up in SNW. His line read of "We're werewolves, not swear wolves," lives in my head. My guess would be him playing a Mudd/Okana type figure.

[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

I'm genuinely not. Say what you mean, champ.

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$150 for Data, you don’t want to know how much it cost to get Lore.

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Gotta be honest, I'm not really too upset that Disney doesn't own Star Trek....

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Sure, but that doesn't mean they were exclusively heterosexual.

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Sisko and Shaw in a single comic? Can one story really contain that much animosity towards Picard for what happened at Wolf 359?

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Not my OC.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website to c/startrek@startrek.website

I just finished the "USS Cerritos Crew Handbook" by Chris Farnell, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

The book is formatted to be exactly what the title says, a handbook for new crew, specifically lower deckers, joining the Cerritos. It's a new update being written by Boimler with entries from several other members of the crew. Except it's presented as being a shared document with editing notes -- mostly from Mariner and Boimler -- as well as entries written by Mariner who hacked Boimler's password after he did not ask her to contribute.

It's almost certainly the closest thing we've gotten to the "TNG Technical Manual" in this new era of Trek production, even though it's more about the duties and responsibilities of the a junior officer aboard the Cerritos, and the closest thing to technical information in the book is Rutherford's entry on different tools and what the various coloured stripes on the tricorders mean. There is a complete MSD for the Cerritos, but the writing is too small for my old man eyes.

There's a lot of jokes, referencing other Trek productions, as well as LDecks. I think Farnell does a good job capturing the voices of the characters he's portraying here. My only gripe is that Shaxs, my favourite character, was a bit off. Unfortunately, I believe all the art -- and to be clear, the thing is mostly pictures -- is stills from the show or promotional material, with nothing original to the book.

Anyways! It's a fun book that can easily be read through in a single sitting. I'd recommend if it you're looking for something to to enjoy while waiting for season five.

From the opening log of "Whom Gods Destroy":

Captain's Log, stardate 5718.3. The Enterprise is orbiting Elba Two, a planet with a poisonous atmosphere where the Federation maintains an asylum for the few remaining incorrigible criminally insane of the galaxy. We are bringing a revolutionary new medicine to them, a medicine with which the Federation hopes to eliminate mental illness for all time. I am transporting down with Mister Spock, and we're delivering the medicine to Doctor Donald Cory, the governor of the colony.

So, at least this one TOS episode indicates that there is only one small facility which the Federation uses to house all the remaining criminally insane people in the galaxy. I think we can assume that by the galaxy, Kirk actually means the Federation. But as of that era, there apparently exists a medication that they believe will cure people of mental illness.

How much stock we want to put in one third season TOS episode I think can be debated -- and crucially we never get any confirmation as to the long term success of the medication -- but it is part of the canon.

There is also the Tantalus V penal colony from "Dagger of the Mind". Before they beam down, Kirk tells McCoy that it's more like a resort colony than a cage, though the doctor who ran the facility was using a machine to essentially brainwash both inmates and staff.

As for incarceration and rehabilitation in the 24th century, we know Tom Paris was at the New Zealand Penal Settlement when Janeway sprung him, with the approval of the Rehab Commission. When we see the settlement, the prisoners appear to be doing some sort of labour: one is carrying something, and Paris appears to be calibrating some sort of machinery. Granted, we don't know exactly what he was doing or why. Maybe he was working on a project he volunteered for or even conceived himself, and was given access to the resources to carry it out.

Ro Laren was on the Jaros II penal colony after her court martial. She was sprung from that by Admiral Kennelly, and he claims it was difficult to do so.

Kasidy Yates was incarcerated for six months for aiding the Maquis, though there's never any indication that the sentence isn't purely punitive.

In "Blaze of Glory" we saw that after his capture in "For the Uniform", Michael Eddington was being held aboard a station in a fairly small cell. He was still wearing civilian clothes. It's possible he hadn't yet been formally tried and convicted, though.

I feel like there's a difference between a worker robot deciding it doesn't want to live or die at the command of its humanoid creators, or a collections of nanites establishing an emergent intelligence, and a Federation Starship locking out its crew of 1,014 people and seeking out a white dwarf star like a salmon swimming upstream so it could give birth to an entirely new lifeform.

Even setting aside the ethical implications of using a ship capable of such a thing as transport, and putting into dangerous combat situations, is Starfleet prepared for similar events to happen on all their ships? What happened to the emergent lifeform after it left the Enterprise? Is it still out there? Why did it look like a screen saver from 1992?

But the crew of the Enterprise are fundamentally uncurious about the wider implications of the event.

"Amazing, isn't it captain? An entirely new lifeform brought into being by the very ship we sail through the stars."
"Quite so, Number One. Tell me, what's our next stop?"
"We're going to rendezvous with the USS Hood to pick up lieutenant Ro; she just finished her advanced tactical training."
"Excellent! We'll have to throw her a 'Welcome Back' party in Ten Forward."

When you go to someone's house, do you shit on their floor if there isn't a cross stitch hanging by the door that says "Please don't shit on our floor."

We shouldn't need rules, because everyone here is an adult and the expectation is they will conduct themselves as such.

Beyond that it says right on the tin, "Star Trek memes and shitposts," so if it's not Star Trek related (and the bar for that is incredibly low) or it's not a meme or shitpost, then there's no reason for it to be here.

[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago

And IIRC it was introduced as being a relatively modern innovation in UX. So that’s a continuity break.

Only implicitly. In "Encounter at Farpoint" the obvious implication is that the computer being able to pinpoint a crew person is new functionality; the ensign says, *"You must be new to these Galaxy-class starships, sir," and then gets the computer to tell her the exact location of Data, at which point it begins showing the route. However, it's never explicitly said that the computer's ability to direct someone to a location is new to the Galaxy-class, so it's definitely not a canon break, and is at worst a bit of a mild bending.

Really, do you want the Enterprise to have less functionality than the smart lights in someone's home?

[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago

In this specific instance, probably because people who write for websites need to put out a certain number of articles per week.

But also, I thought it was a fun perspective.

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