Say Nothing (about the Troubles in Northern Ireland)
Hallo, Computer!
He was waiting to receive the invisible guitar, as was the logical assumption for the competition.
Good. Never give those arsewipes a platform to advertise themselves while acting like the most insufferable wankers.
Bewährungsstrafe von zwölf Monaten
Also natürlich keinerlei Konsequenzen für den bestechlichen Copper.
EDIT: Mein Fehler, Korrektur: Ab 12 Monaten wird der automatisch aus dem Dienst entfernt. 11 Monate wäre die magische Grenze gewesen. Die gibt es immer bei Körperverletzung im Amt.
An old meme of mine from Risa, now sharing it here.
Pistorius soll sich mal nicht so anstellen.
Bevor ich mich dann mal wieder ins Ausland verpissen muss, viel Spaß beim Anhören.
Commuting home via train. It derailed. I didn't really notice it because I had my headphones on and read a book. It was a slightly bumpy ride, but that sort of stuff happens, right? I only realised something was off when people started smashing in the windees and breaking open the doors, climbing off and running away.
I packed my stuff, hopped outside and looked at the train. Sure enough, it was fully off the tracks.
I've never been in that small town before and had no idea how to get home. So, I did the only reasonable thing I could think of: Finding the nearest local pub, drinking a pint of beer, having a smoke and figure things out from there.
Met a sweet couple about my age over there who were on the same train and lived in that area. We had a lovely chat, a few more pints and then they dropped me off at the bus stop from where I could get back home. We became close friends.
Nice!