What the fuck were you playing that was so expensive that it makes you think that games are for the rich?

Homeless go home

I have like 40 empty prescription bottles in my sock drawer

To be that cold blooded he was definitely a reptile of some sort.

Those cars are actually just being driven by a flock of geese in a trenchcoat, they honk regardless of the circumstances.

Didn't part of the wall fall over into Mexico a while back?

800,000 users...

I need to get into scamming idiots, that sounds incredibly profitable.

Yeah, due to the nonexistant moderation TF2 voice chat tends to be the most intolerant thing I've ever heard in my life.

Yeah, and we can't give them that because trousers are a zero-sum game and if women wear trousers, then there won't be enough trousers to go around!

/s

Illinois Nazis

Illinoizis?

My parents didn't get me a phone until after they forgot to pick me up from school and I was left there for three hours. And even then it was a fliphone.

Bloody hell, I spent a little over two dollars buying Elite: Dangerous (a similar space game) when it was on sale about five years ago and haven't spent any more money on it since. I can't even comprehend spending 10,000 dollars on an incomplete game.