Damn why the police so lucky why can't I find cool stuff

Once it stops making money.

Yo, learned a new word today, thanks!

Lmao that'll do it!

And demonstrates why OP coulda used some punctuation

Don't fucking announce it!! Invite him for some honor then bag the fucker!

Alright, it needs some other punctuation, too, but that's not so bad.

I'm raising my kids by "if you have anything nice to say, say it" and "if you have anything nice you can do, do it".

"Best" is subjective in the sense that OP hasn't said which metric is most important to them

Your shitty suggestion optimizes for being gentle and considerate.

I've chosen ease on OP's part and memorability.

OP, you can build tension over the night by asking to play songs that relate to infidelity. Shaggy's "Wasn't Me", Amy Winehouse's "You Know I'm No Good", Carly Rae Jepsen's "This Kiss", that kinda thing.

I'm oddly partial to The Outfield's "Your Love"

Thanksgiving, once everyone is at least 3 drinks deep

This reads fine? It could use some commas but otherwise makes sense

I don't think Santa = swastika but it is super tiresome when Halloween ends and suddenly there's Christmas shit everywhere. I know it's more a factor of capitalism than Christianity, but it even infects the meager Hanukkah end caps we get. There's frequently products being sold that are clearly just Christmas goods painted blue and white (argh) paraded around as Hanukkah goods. Fuckin blue and white pine tree tchotchkes? C'mon what the fuck is that? Hell, one year I saw "chocolate Maccabes" which were literally just chocolate Santa candies in a different foil.

It's all expected, it happens every year (though the holiday seems to take up more of the calendar each year), but damn is it tiresome. And don't get me started on the music!

I would prefer if people I block couldn't see anything I post

I wonder what the mental calculus about this is, considering that Biden knows a fucking moron is going to have to handle the fallout