Who are you? How did you get in here?‽

I’m a locksmith…. And I’m a locksmith

You can tell because it’s round, not straight 🧐

No you’re not

In my part of Virginia, they have established noise laws. Seem pretty fair

ordinance defines daytime as 7 AM–10 PM on weekdays and 9 AM–10 PM on weekends and holidays, and nighttime as any time outside of daytime. 

The ordinance limits noise levels to 60 decibels during the day and 55 decibels at night in residential areas. 

The law has a surprising amount of detail regarding things like vehicle noise, construction, etc.

https://library.municode.com/va/prince_william_county/codes/code_of_ordinances?nodeId=CH14NO_S14-8EX

Captain Jean Luc Picard and Captain Benjamin Lafayette Sisko

I’d love to see him in Star Trek

Captain of the Enterprise C before Cpt Rachel Garret takes over command?

Same for me, but add:

• the big ass 8” floppies
• Jaz drives
• Bernoulli drives

I’ve got one on the sump pump and crawl space. China is welcome to monitor that and report anything interesting

I once used ChatGPT to write a story where Dax slithered out into Quark’s bar to join the conversation