I've been really stuck on dinner ideas lately, need to watch some cooking shows to get my creativity game up

Stayed up too late watching the cricket. The two coffees I've had have not removed the brain fog. Why do I do this to myself

I can see it rolling in out my office windows, and I have washing on the line at home. RIP me

Close the curtains, you don't want to get irradiated

Serves me right for being indecisive and thinking I could have it all on one plate

I had a mixed grill last week. Never again. Nothing was cooked to the proper doneness, was either over or under

That's so fucking weird

Was a nice way to start the morning. I did the same as you and crashed at about 1am. In hindsight, should've gone to bed early and got up at 3 to watch the end of it.

He does love the thongs already lmao. Diverting his attention to the 5000 fluffy toys my partner has purchased is the main goal at the moment

Kelpie x collie. He's going to be a maniac

Got a new floppy eared best mate on the weekend. Astro

But chalk is delicious