The ape inside of me wants to go full Donkey Kong.
Ever since the federation, I've been avoiding any direct interaction with liberals. Not just for my own sanity and blood pressure, but also to protect them from any verbal destruction I might dole out on them with all of its associated consequences. But holy mother of fucking mackerels. Reading some of these takes in which they either defend or spout full on reactionary rhetoric, downplay covid, and throw around unhinged accusations against others for being shills and bots for daring to go against the liberal consensus, reminds me why I despise these smug fuckers so much. 
I implore you libs, do not make me unleash myself from this self-imposed confinement, because you will regret it. 
This must be that great American Democracy™ I've heard so much about. 
I thought Adolf Hitler would be the worst option as president for Germany. I was wrong - Paul von Hindenburg would be catastrophic. 
He lost himself in the music.
The US government in exile, with president Trump running the country from his location, while Democrats and Republicans fight over 
and 
declaring themselves interim president. 
“I could have been relaxing at Mar-a-Lago or in the south of France ― which I would prefer to being in this country, frankly.”
Totally normal and stable heterosexual man.
The worst treat defenders are yet to come, so brace yourself for the incoming onslaught. 
It's true that the Great Firewall's main purpose isn't to protect the People's Republic, but to protect the Collective West from a highly destructive weapon in China's arsenal. It's called Chinese Shitposting.