“I could have been relaxing at Mar-a-Lago or in the south of France ― which I would prefer to being in this country, frankly.”
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Just flee the country my man and go somewhere that gives the USA the finger when it comes to extradition.
Him still winning the election while being on the lam would be the funniest shit ever.
We could have our very own exiled government complete with president in Trump in that ex-pat village in Moscow. Sort of like those dorks who tried to do it with China.
The US government in exile, with president Trump running the country from his location, while Democrats and Republicans fight over
and 
declaring themselves interim president. 