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@wittyidiot:
Unfortunately my future wife isn't on a dating app, she’s at home with her comfort shows on as background noise while dissociating just like I am. We will never meet and I love her for that.
Cross-posted from ""Guiding some lost ducklings back to their mum" by Sarah Webb" by @Yingwu@lemmy.dbzer0.com in !imaginarycharacters@lemmy.dbzer0.com
From "A Yuri Story About How My Classmate Whose Only Good Trait Is Her Excessively Pretty Face Comes At Me Relentlessly".
cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/10011432
Premieres October 2025. The new PV is here. Check out the ANN article for additional information. Synopsis from AniList:
New shoujo manga artist Nana Futami works hard every day while being supported by Kaede Satou, her female editor who is older than her, and Mizuki Hazama, her assistant. According to the girl herself, she sometimes drums up intense daydream delusions of occupational illness! A working girls comedy set in the entertainment industry, brought to you by an author who always draws various girls.
Note: I pulled the English title from Crunchyroll, but other places list it under other titles: A Smile in an Unbearable Workplace or A Workplace Where You Can't Help But Smile.
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botanyshitposts on tumblr writes:
"I arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i fook like super hot like trust me and I start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar... between my striking good looks and my genorsity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed ther greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move, i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “It's a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae." i begin,"
alithographica replies:
"You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me"
gallusrostramegalus replies:
"You also say this as a shItpost but literally every queer person I've seduced I've done so by taking a walk with them and pointing out every sirigle mushroom and lichen I see and talking way the hell too much about how our general conception of what an organism actually is is hilariously narrow and then buying them Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows."
#this post speaks fo me on a metaphysical level
It’s 10 pm, do you know where your children are?
I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT, NO!
"I am not a scientist, I just smoke weed" needs to be a shirt.
Reality has a left-leaning bias.
Technobros and a tenuous understanding of how the real world works, name a more iconic duo.
You wouldn't download a linux
"In English, we don't have a word for spicy" - Neil touchgrass Tyson at a linguistics conference.
I'm starting to suspect that being good at astrophysics doesn't mean you're automatically the best at everything else too.
You skipped the last one
Q: What lessons should I take from this conflict?
A: That dehumanization begets dehumanization, terror begets terror, and none of us will be free until all of us are free; or, you know, that it might be easier to just look away.
Elon's main thing is selling cars, of course he actively opposes whatever would let people not buy a car.
"Women bad, they're so emotional, unlike me"
"Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you!"
Don't buy lab-grown black holes, it's not quite the same if it's not mined by a child in South Africa. And it should cost at least three times your salary, otherwise your spouse will be ashamed.