Don't buy lab-grown black holes, it's not quite the same if it's not mined by a child in South Africa. And it should cost at least three times your salary, otherwise your spouse will be ashamed.
It’s 10 pm, do you know where your children are?
I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT, NO!
"I am not a scientist, I just smoke weed" needs to be a shirt.
Cute :3 
Arch btw
Children yearn for the mine.
"In English, we don't have a word for spicy" - Neil touchgrass Tyson at a linguistics conference.
I'm starting to suspect that being good at astrophysics doesn't mean you're automatically the best at everything else too.
For the lazy:
Elon's main thing is selling cars, of course he actively opposes whatever would let people not buy a car.
"Women bad, they're so emotional, unlike me"
"Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you!"
Sounds like they're admitting the CEO murder brought about a good change. We should do it more often 🙂