You don't have to apologize for teams. Everyone knows nobody uses it for fun. Only work.

Women get to breastfeed their babies in public and everyone else is the asshole if they have a problem with it.

But when I get breastfed by a woman in public, suddenly it's "lewd conduct" and "indecent exposure". Baby privilege is real.

Warlock: my magic sugar daddy/mommy 🥰

weird al is not a nazi

My work colleagues are fucking morons.

Don't make me post pregnant clippy art.

I thought the world's oldest baby was in the white house.

Heartbreaking: one of the most deplorable people in the world made a good point.

Is this an effect of the microplastics in our brains?

IT IS DONE.

Actually it's called chipmunk version

I genuinely don't remember what Vance actually looks like at this point.