As a former Ford Focus owner, this is absolutely true.

Mr. Zizek, if you had more time, what would you say?

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Did Basir write this about Garak?

So... What were the other 41?

Onion is supposed to be satire, most of this seemed like solid advice.

But what is the second image?

So... Red T-shirt with yellow pants?

Honestly, I see more memes about the mugshot being everywhere than the actual mugshot itself.

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A monkey's paw in real life!