You want a toe?

Doesn't religion cause war, historically speaking?

I know this is wrong, and yes my mom taught me better, but am I wrong to say "look at this fat tub of human shit getting what he deserves"

End goal; you will own nothing, and you'll be happy. Also work harder and don't advance.

Had to check if this was an Onion article!

Scared to find out it's as useful as a pet rock!

I try not to think too little of myself, but I really did think this was a just me sort of thing. Thank you for so eloquently expressing the experience!

Circumcision

And thanks to this, I just lost The Game...had been winning it for at least a year, and now you've all lost too!

Also r/tumblr

Will kneel next to my desk top tonight and recite this under the glow of the divine monitor.

I am making a concerted effort not to engage in pettiness or mean spirited behaviour (not that I did on that other platform), anything I'm posting here will be either one or a combination of sarcasm, praise, appreciation, learning, teaching, and humour!