A kettlebell black. (I kid, I kid.)

Fuck Apple.

Like Reddit, I ditched Netflix as well. Loyalties' strength isn't what it used to be. Got a VPN, now I watch whatever I want. Thanks greedy companies, for helping me wise up.

From your lips...

Every day I'm not on Reddit anymore, is a day that reinforces I made the right choice. (Insert happy kid at a party meme, you know the one...)

Yep, me too. Fuck em.

Nice to see celebrities bitch slapped back into place. Now do the same with CEO's.

This is such a backward state. I mean we have State liquor stores. I'll take any hint of progressive movement forward.

Became?

Where's the "a"?

Apples have layers? (cue puzzled Shrek.)

Hahaha. So damn true.