What's brown and sticky?

A stick

When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I'm told it looks very cool

Conversely, spotted this recently

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Worf's brother Kurn, and grownup Jake Sisko in "The Visitor" 👌

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

"Jean-Luc, what have you done?"

Doesn't help much in the UK unfortunately

Yet another of the endless benefits of Brexit! /s

Definitely 2023, they've changed the UI various times since 2017, that looks about the same as it does now

Fediversary, of course!

The number of people who'd post on r/CNC (the machining one) looking for the other thing was low, but never zero...