[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 28 points 3 months ago

When a fascist destroyed the world in The Avengers, Thor chopped off his head. That's what superheroes do in pop culture, they kill bad people

That's why the CEO shooter is a superhero.

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Forget the grunts and moans. When a mudcrab attacks my character, I want to hear "god fucking dammit" and "fucking shitbiscuit" from my character. That's how people actually sound when they get hurt.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 41 points 3 months ago

Any coward who uses Twitter in the year 2024 is a traitor and a collaborator.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 75 points 3 months ago

The best outcome of this situation is jury nullification. If the jury nullifies, we'll have proven the law does not prosecute heroic deeds of this caliber. It would be the biggest blow to capitalism in generations.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 50 points 3 months ago

Cute theory but Luigi wasn't the shooter

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 26 points 3 months ago

Because his social media profile matched the criteria they gave to the AI system for a white, young, male, person with chronic health issues who's engaged with extremist political content in the past in the desired location.

It's all about the data these days. They have systems on systems to monitor us all. Luigi read the Unabomber manifesto for a laugh and left a review. The algorithm identified him as a political extremist and fed his name to the pigs.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 26 points 3 months ago

TERF ideology was ALWAYS based in the belief women are less than men. It's foundational.

Hermione is smarter than Harry, but he's the hero, because he was born special. Fred and George start a magic shop, while Ginny gets mind raped. Dumbledore is good, Umbridge is bad. Umbridge looks like a toad because she's fat, gets raped by centaurs because she's bad, and gets mocked by Hermione for having PTSD. Cho exists to cry over Harry and Cedric, while Cedric exists to be perfect. Lucius is smart, Bellatrix is crazy.

Rowling has always been a misogynist. She's a TERF because being a TERF is the modern way to hate women. Because trans people existing is true equality between all of the many sexes, and Rowling hates it. The best female boxer in the world can't be a woman, because men are stronger, so Rowling calls her a man.

"Trans men aren't really trans, they just want male privilege." "Trans women aren't really trans, they just want to prey on women." "Trans women can't know what womanhood is, because womanhood is being a victim of Patriarchy."

It is ALL misogyny. It is ALL the belief that women are lesser. It only looks like feminism when it's saying women are victims. It never wants to move beyond women being victims. It never advocates for progress. It wants to stay in the patriarchy forever.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 months ago

Why would a killer carry a ghost gun across state lines? It's designed to be thrown away. The killer obviously had a plan.

The answer is the killer didn't. The killer followed the plan and threw away the ghost gun. The police found it and planted it on Luigi.

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Stay safe out there, folks

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A lot of people point out that it doesn't make any sense that Harry and Ron didn't like their schoolwork. Well I figured out why:

It's because the magic system is just as boring in-universe as out of universe. It doesn't make any sense in universe either. Harry and Ron realised Rowling's magic system kinda stinks way before we did, because they spent all day learning it.

If Sanderson had been writing Harry Potter, then Harry and Ron would have liked learning magic as much as Hermione did (Also, Sanderson actually DID write a book about a super-school, it's called Skyward, it's good)

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 100 points 4 months ago

He's a hero

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Let's say I'm vegan and I need to take vitamin B12 supplements to be healthy. Furthermore, let's say I have ADHD, I forgot to take them for a month, I feel like shit, and while I know to take them now, there's no guarantee I'll remember tomorrow.

If I were to take 2 tablets today, an amount which I surely need, would my body actually absorb all the B12 it needs, or would I piss out the second tablet? Do I have to wait until tomorrow to absorb the nutrients my body needs now?

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 23 points 4 months ago

I'm a serious conservative. I believe in conserving the environment, indigenous sovereignty and culture, traditional knowledge of the land, natural resources, languages and religions, and indigenous communism.

I'm concerned about colonisers coming into our communities to spread gender roles, capitalism, and racism, which threaten to destroy society.

Am I welcome here?

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[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 45 points 4 months ago

Who the hell puts Windows on a Steam Deck? What a loser

Oh and he's not being present with his wife

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 23 points 4 months ago

Teenagers have had broccoli hair for the past 5 years. It's boring. Invent a new fad already, I want a new thing to make fun of

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 months ago

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