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Is that the reason behind the "dragon abducts a princess" trope? They're trying to sabotage the competition?

Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

"Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital."

"What makes you say that?"

…you live in Australia, don't you

Well, first you'd have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many "save-file buttons," and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight

Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain's longest-running sci-fi series

Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was "really just an honest mistake" and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.

…Is Jesus distracting the mermaids so the burglars can heist a hydroelectric dam?

And he has time to antagonize The Batmans

I feel like Muppet adaptations work best when the source material is serious enough to riff on it, and TPB is inherently very light and fun. I would definitely watch a Fred Savage edition.

aww yuss, ferret stories