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Google Phone is going to make talking more fun with sound reactions and effects (thespandroid.blogspot.com)
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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 50 points 8 months ago

Google Phone team is working on a new feature that will make talking a lot more fun with your friends and family. Imagine saying something funny to your friend with a drumroll sound effect in the background, or expressing love and anger using screen effects with sounds.

plz no

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 17 points 8 months ago

"You know what I need when I call my parents? A laugh track" - said no one ever

[-] wccrawford@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

I can see a lot of people using the drumroll thing, and that's going to let it in the door for so much crap.

It's one of those things that you can see slowly coming from a mile away, but there's not a damn thing you can do to stop it.

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

A future of metal pipe sounds as far as the ears can bleed.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago

This is going to be really funny. I'll be discussing a shooting and we just hear active conflict sounds.

[-] Daze@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago

Holy fuck lol, phone calls are going to start sounding just like those huge copypasta bricks with emojis every 2-3 words

[-] testman@lemmy.ml 24 points 8 months ago

this is what open source dialer app died for?

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

Use the Phone app from Lineage os

[-] testman@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

Yes, and there are probably other FOSS applications for that as well.
But it is a bit sad to see that Google considers the "phone" part of the "smartphone" be so obscure functionality that they left it's development to community.
Maybe I should stop living in the past and just accept that the glowing rectangle that we carry around is actually a tiktok machine that can occasionally do some other stuff as well.

[-] TheAlbatross 21 points 8 months ago

Yo this sucks I just want the phone to make calls and not listen to my conversations for cues to do any goddamn thing

[-] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

🔫 This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

[-] bestusername@aussie.zone 14 points 8 months ago

It's not even the first of April!

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Google: We need to listen to your phone calls Us: Why? Google: Oh er, nothing malicious…👀…

[-] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

How about they focus on making sure pixels can receive calls without needing to be rebooted every fucking day.

[-] tim-clark@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago

Google has abandoned the pixel as a phone, just like all their other projects. It's a device for collecting data

[-] Melonpoly@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Why?

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago

Must be running low on projects to shutdown.

[-] nyakojiru@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

Seems they need to gather people reactions and emotions information

[-] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

that sounds just terrible. can we please have a functional voice assistant again?

[-] sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf 1 points 8 months ago

My Pixel can't even merge calls or tell me that the person I'm ringing is on the phone, but they wanna add this shit?

[-] vane@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Voice call narrator - the prequel.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

No! God, no, why? No!

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