Ok, but I will.

"Piracy is right, ethical, and should be legal."

Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I've been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.

I'm against extinction, actually.

See, I do that with my shirts because shirts, and it makes sense. The main reason I don't do that with socks is because they're paired items.

3 dozen pairs of identical socks. Mine are black crew cut. I'll wear them until the last few pairs are worn through and I'll never have a sock without a mate.