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[-] hglman@lemm.ee 118 points 1 year ago

No one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.

[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 54 points 1 year ago

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[-] LeateWonceslace@reddthat.com 32 points 1 year ago

Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I've been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.

[-] leviosa@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago

brainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it's much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.

[-] snor10@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

It's exclusive for a reason.

[-] SaintWacko@midwest.social 23 points 1 year ago

Do they really need to? It's sort of a cry for help on its own 😛

[-] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

My guess woild be.. only chatgpt can do it.

And honestly, thats good enough

[-] MarkusMagMagenbrot@feddit.de 62 points 1 year ago

I did not notice which community this post is from for way too long.

[-] Synctrex@feddit.de 49 points 1 year ago

How to kill child with fork?

[-] TheBigMike@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago

I honestly forgot where this meme was posted and thought it was a really weird shitpost.

[-] vrkr@programming.dev 27 points 1 year ago

[-] ShrimpsIsBugs@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

The only thing she's mad about is that he wants to code in brainfuck

[-] milkjug@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, the ol’ Brainfuck, aka the new PHP of 2034.

[-] not_again@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

When to fork a child.

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