@MegaMichelle @Caitlyynn @squirrel asked to prom by a lesbian… asked why, years on, apparently it was because I felt like a “safe” guy.

Nobody around at the time picked up on what that might’ve meant, or if they did, they didn’t indicate it.

@Caitlyynn @squirrel saaaaame.
“Quietly disappointed to be straight (as a guy) instead of a lesbian” was a confusing feeling to have back in high school.

@backhdlp @immortal_crab odds are you’re not faking faking faking it.

@Lux @TempleSquare one of those things where there clearly was no ill intent but the end result is far too easily read as having ill intent regardless.

@MariaShima @Battymaddie huh, yeah that… I could see that leading to either a very interesting conversation (hopefully in a good way), or a very awkward attempt to extricate oneself from it.