[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago

They put a wrong kind of mushroom in charge. Surely it should have been a magic one, and they’d had a proper party.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 15 points 3 months ago

he had entered the city centre to collect a takeaway

That’s one expensive takeway. I hope it was tasty.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 13 points 3 months ago

The number of arsehole men is too damn high. Whenever I see or hear these stories my blood boils.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 14 points 4 months ago

Toot-toot, moog got the boot!

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 15 points 4 months ago

I root for the moog to get the boot.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 20 points 6 months ago

I give the Tories this: they leave nobody under false impressions about what they stand for. Keep the ground rent racket going, homelessness must be a crime, being sick is no reason to skip work, mental health issues are just life’s normal ups and downs, ad infinitum. Quite charming, aren’t they.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago

I have seen that pose before!

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago

Here are Myles and Ronnie.

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On Friday we got our annual treat: half a lamb from a farm near us. We made rosemary, chilli and garlic butter, roast potatoes, cavolo nero, cauliflower and carrots with lamb chops. The chops are as fresh and tasty as can be, simply great!

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After numerous long evenings and weekends our sauna is back in use. Completely renovated shower room, new floor in the dressing room, floor heating in both, new stove, new lights, benches sanded down and appropriately treated, sauna room walls washed and treated, log building painted from the outside. The works. Today it was in use for the first time and the electricity was free 2-4 pm as part of the Octopus Energy trial, so it didn’t even cost a penny to heat! This is our boys conducting a quality inspection.

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We are considering doing two weeks on Leeds - Liverpool on a rental boat in near future. I should think we are looking at one week one way and the other back. Where would you recommend we start?

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Pure elegance (feddit.uk)
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We have it all (feddit.uk)
submitted 1 year ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/gigs@feddit.uk

UK has it great when it comes to live music. Small venues, arenas, stadiums. Big artists, small artists, almost anybody worth seeing will have a gig here at some point. I grew up in a country where my favourite artists hardly ever visited back in the day. I’ve lived over twenty years in the UK, but I’m still in awe of the shere number of gigs to choose from. It is brilliant!

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The filet marinated overnight in a mix of HP sauce, soy sauce and sweet chilli sauce. The file was in sous vide in 50 C for just over three hours and finalised on the coal BBQ. The end result was great if just a bit over cooked for what I was aiming for.

tasty end result

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submitted 1 year ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/askuk@feddit.uk

We’ve all seen the JSO protests in various events. I’d like to think a good number of people here agree with the point they are making while being uncomfortable about the way they make the point.

I for one would not run into the field in Twickenham in the middle of the final. There is no cause in the world that would make me run into a professional Rugby front row.

Putting that to one side, how would you protest to make people really stop and think without annoying them to a point where your message suffers.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago

A magical moment that is! We had a rescue cat that took over two years before she came to my lap.

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The history of computers and software is full of nerdy and obscure jokes well beyond the caricatures of exiting vim. Complier compiler (explain that to most people!) to yet another compiler compiler to bison is one of those.

What are your favourite obscure computer nerd jokes?

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submitted 1 year ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/casualuk@feddit.uk

We heard on the radio today about a somebody who’s named their dogs after rock stars. We’ve been at it too. We had Lzzy and Slash in aquarium and now we have dogs called Myles (Kennedy) and Ronnie (James Dio). How do you name your pets?

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I heard today a hilarious story about a person trolling an ebay seller. The item was listed with a £10 target price, which the person thought was not going to be offered, so made an offer of £5. The seller replied with £7.50. Okey then, my offer is now £4.50. The item did not sell. The following week the item was listed again. The person offered £3.50. The item did jot sell. The following week the item was listed again. The person offered £2.50. The item did jot sell. At £1.50 the seller was becoming rather upset about this approach. What was the reply, you might ask. “See you next week.”

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 14 points 1 year ago

Look, we are all getting older and wiser. Wait…

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago

Boris breaching the rules, surely not!

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago

En ymmärrä työnantajia jotka eivät maksa työstä palkkaa, harjoittelija tai ei. Hyvä että EU on asiaan puuttumassa ja surkeaa että tarvii.

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