Rick Astley on a loop?

What a terrible day to be literate

Let me see if I can explain it to you: Nerds don't have a problem with women; they have a problem with change. I'll give you an example: Nerds are upset at black stormtroopers in the new Star Wars movie. Do they have a problem with stormtroopers being black? No. They have a problem with you changing their definition of a stormtrooper. I'll be a little clearer: If the first time you introduce oatmeal to a nerd it has maple syrup in it, it better have maple syrup every fucking time, or it's not oatmeal.

– Larry Wilmore, on the closed-mindedness of sci-fi fans.

It has also been suggested that the average temperature has actually lowered over time due to the average person harboring fewer parasites at any given time.

That, of course, is due to better standards of hygiene, food, and sanitation.

Really goes to show how few people actually use multiple profiles. Surely something so egregious would have otherwise been caught sooner.

That's why he's so good at fixing things. He can't fix himself, so he puts all his effort into fixing everything around him instead.

Betazed intelligence? That makes sense. There has surely been a thread or two asking why that wasn't a thing.

Laughed out loud at the disappointed Romulans. It was cheap, but I still adored it.

I am proud of all of you

Volunteer

Do the Duras sisters qualify?

Whoosh. Read it again.

M'Benga: I can live with it