I’m constantly amazed at the variety of possible human sensory differences.

My problem is not spending the whole day in the shower.

“See, domestic violence is fine, because women do it, too.”

• GOP, real soon.

This is the messaging that we, as the left, fail to get across. Multiracial, multiethnic, international cooperation is good and has knock on effects for everyone.

But those words can’t overcome primal fear and greed.

They literally believe that the gubmint is feeding poor children so much they’ve become obese.

Gah, i feel dirty when i see things from their pov.

he could literally pull out anytime he wanted and claim victory. His supporters lap up anything he tells them.

Trump should be allowed to call himself president so long as he never steps foot in Washington and promises only to say it on ONAN and Fox.

Oh, no, it’s the porn that’s the problem, just being there all hot and gay.

The more middle aged I get, I can just rewatch series over and over. They’re new every time.

Cuts down on streaming bills.

I fully support all y’all’s gayness. Some of the other dumb shit you do..

I had no idea it was this bad in the UK. Fucking hell.

That little man is creepy as fuuuuuuuuck

We need to stop giving money to these white, Christian leeches on America’s entitlements.

“I’m straight until I’m horny, Jon.”