This is a shitpost.

Although, I wouldn't put it past bad cops to also be pedos.

If enough fallout hits an allied nation to warrant hitting the Big Red Button A.K.A. Article 5.

As a NYer, falafel pizza sounds like it would go super hard. And now that I'm thinking about it, I'm surprised I haven't seen something like that already.

oh god this is unfathomably cursed

...God I could use an equivalent of sbubby.

Opera did have its own engine; it was a proprietary one named Presto.

A mix of FluffyChat (backed by Matrix) and Discord.

Are they gonna do the Book of Mormon Expansion as well? Or is this just a run of the Old Testament and the New Testament Expansion?

is a good woomy

The worst time is when it's slightly too cold to sleep without one, but sleeping with one makes you slightly too warm.

Actual pain.

Welcome to the fed, lad. Have a cookie. 🍪