Oh, in this part of the world, it's not a picture of the birth certificate but of their genitalia. Ignore the pedophilic over and undertones of requiring children to show their genitals to adults(read: men typically because women shouldn't be in places of power, obvs) who can confirm that they appear to be the correct set for what is being requested. Fondling might be necessary to make sure they aren't prosthetics.

This is serious discussion that my state has been trying to get into law to prevent people from using "the wrong bathroom" or "gaining an advantage in sports". Fuck I hate this timeline

But you see, we have to heal and reach across the aisle or something

It's the financial version of "if we stop counting COVID deaths, the numbers will go down"

But they super promised they never even heard of it or was going to use it. Then installed its writers in key positions. Purely by happenstance.

Legend of dragoon, vanguard bandits, .hack series, and final fantasy tactics are some serious comfort games for me when it comes to jrpgs. I do realize I have a bit of a type when it comes to jrpgs

My best guess is also usually correct though so it just means I'm too lazy to link you the source

Not exactly...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit%E2%80%93drug_interactions

I'm not saying I specifically went after someone with parental issues, general anxiety, and other hyper specific mental or developmental issues. I am saying that the type of person that, when combined, these things generally cause is the personality I am attracted to. There are other traits that add to that but physical attraction only gets you so far compared to personality and mannerisms. It's just that I'm attracted to a specific flavor of broken that complements my own

The good/bad news is that the old "I swear to God you bootlickers need a good ass kicking" and "Jesus is ashamed at what you do in his name" styles of country are making a comeback

And for inclusivity, there's a sub genre devoted to the "you tried to end my people but I will not die" style which includes focuses on lgbtqia+, women in general, pagans/wiccans, indigenous groups, other, and various combinations therein

The bog witches, fae creatures, and {unknown description of Appalachian denizens} have been putting out some good stuff

For me, it was realizing that while I was smart, the shit level of schooling was more an impediment to me gaining the skills needed to continue excelling and I continue to be surrounded by absolute dipshits wherever I go.

In school, I didn't have to study to pass and there was no real incentive to learn how to. This bit me when it came to university because the lectures didn't cover everything that was to be tested on. Turns out, trying is a skill I never needed until then.

Then, in the workforce, I'm constantly exhausted dealing with people who are at best functionally literate and I have to cater to their understanding of literally everything. No desire to either understand the problem or fix the root cause, just make the thing do what they want right then.

I believe this would be a good definition for gallows humor

All votes should matter. Thanks to gerrymandering and the electoral college rules, not a lot actually do

Specifically for president. They absolutely matter for local elections.