There's one in Texas

And it was declared that his declaration was not sufficient to ignore the bill. That's why Infowars was sold in the first place

And now, we've got fifty shades of gray and the downfall of Ellen DeGeneres

Wait until you hear about al Qaeda .... And depending on how far back you want to go... 1980?

You should get your AARP card in the mail shortly

Cannot only matters if someone stops them which hasn't been the case thus far

You may sit on the Jedi council but we do not grant you the rank of master, now say hello to the latest master Jarjar

Pay off my loans, set aside some for the kids college fund, some for retirement, then the rest to charities I've always wanted to give to but never could in a meaningful way

Didn't the last evaluation of maintenance come in at 300k? Which included everything except the paint because it's not meant to be that kind of pool

For me, it was realizing that while I was smart, the shit level of schooling was more an impediment to me gaining the skills needed to continue excelling and I continue to be surrounded by absolute dipshits wherever I go.

In school, I didn't have to study to pass and there was no real incentive to learn how to. This bit me when it came to university because the lectures didn't cover everything that was to be tested on. Turns out, trying is a skill I never needed until then.

Then, in the workforce, I'm constantly exhausted dealing with people who are at best functionally literate and I have to cater to their understanding of literally everything. No desire to either understand the problem or fix the root cause, just make the thing do what they want right then.

I believe this would be a good definition for gallows humor

All votes should matter. Thanks to gerrymandering and the electoral college rules, not a lot actually do

Specifically for president. They absolutely matter for local elections.