Thank you for your service
1st off she not he.
2nd thank you for the sass about my spelling mistakes! It's especially nice cuz you reversed them yourself lol
Yeah maybe I did get kissed by a princess turning me back into a Prince, but I'm not giving up my frog lifestyle. Fuck your politics, I'll take my pond.
Those last two lines are fire my friend. Good luck on the job search
Go home slopper
Hadn't heard the hank crank part before. That's extra brutal
Crtl + L to go to address bar, type % then a space, then the tab you looking for. Will search open tabs
Wait is frying a good or bad thing? I'm so old I haven't even heard this slang before 😭
Perfect this is the type answer I was looking for!

What I don't get is this bit?
"Pretty soon after 82nd Airborne Division leaders told the Army in 2013 they’d like a new light tank, à la the retired M551 Sheridan, the team working on its requirements hit a snag. The 82nd had asked to be able to airdrop the new vehicle from a C-130 or C-17, but nothing even roughly the size and capability of a Sheridan was going to fit inside a C-130."
Mother fucker the Sheridan was roughly the size and capability of Sheridan and it fit in a C-130. Is this wh40k where we lost some technology I don't know about?
Sure maybe they'd want to add modern tech like cameras and gps or some shit, but no way that really takes up all that much space. Plus, in last several decades we havent made any engineering advancements to idk make the engine smaller or shit stronger but smaller?
For sure! For example, Gabe specifically asked for cake in Portal. He said "After each level we should reward players with some cake. Cake is the truth of our game." But the developers couldn't manage to render a good looking cake, so they lied to Gabe and shipped the game without. As punishment to the developers, Gabe killed Half Life 3.