I used to get called gay because I rolled the sleeves up on my shirt. Also because I worked with a gay guy and occasionally had lunch with him, maybe half a dozen times a year. The odd thing is that I had a girlfriend (same one 22 years later) who these idiots knew about.

Your normal looking and mine are worlds apart.

'us'... Where does he think he's from? He's as American as that bell-end Ian Miles Cheong.

People misspelling 'woman' annoys the hell out of me. It's literally 'man' prefixed by 'wo'. I don't know what bizarre process could lead to using 'women' instead. And it's nearly always these Andrew-Tate-loving pound shop alphas.

That 100% tastes banging.

There are about 20 supervolcanoes on earth which each have the capacity to kill billions should they erupt.

I was looking at the stars with my 8 year old the other night and said to him 'did you know there's at least a dozen stars up there?' It was lost on him.

It is body

That's a good thing. Less argumentative assholes and memelords rehashing the same tired old crap.

Nothing. As close to silence as possible.

Of all the things I would consider, this would be waaaaay down the list, probably between 'can they spell phlegm?' and 'can they tell the difference between different breeds of goat?'

Gibbering elderly idiot