I'm wondering if the monkey can see my ears.

'I was just showing an interest like a normal human, you grumpy prick' would be my reply.

Usually when you buy a car you will start seeing those cars everywhere.

That is shaped like the spoon I consider my best spoon, heathen.

Surprisingly, Kid Cock is the lesser bell end here.

The Terror is marvelous. If you're thinking of buying Paul Tremblay's short story collection, don't. It's dire from start to finish, full of half-thought stories and stories that seem to have no point.

What if this was just a high scoring post from yesterday you've slightly reworded?

Northern Irish, so apparently a Transatlantic voyage by this supposed fuckweasel, which is impressive. Also, it's not pedantry to correct errors. It's an opportunity to learn, which is always a good thing.

This is not only shite maths, but a rip off of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/cygcha/each_scot_would_have_to_fight_off_around_114_cats/

Was it the stabber or the stabee who picked egg?

White vinegar rather than malt or cider.

Also, Judas is vilified for doing what God made him do. Seems harsh. And 20 pieces of silver is 20 pieces of silver.