Or more accurately un-ionized.

I haven't the slightest clue what any of this is referencing.

Who'd believe that a consistent prick would continue to be a consistent prick in other areas?

You can teach an old dog new tricks, but 3 isn't old, so you'll be fine.

It was boxing. Nothing to do with mma.

That's a wild rollercoaster of a question. It's like a robot who learned English in a rush.

As a 42 year old with regular recurring back issues, YES. Correct it while you're young. It's often too late when the issues begin to manifest.

Do you have any of those baggies the same size as my bottom half?

Apart from megaphones already having that name.

I bought it on account of hearing how bad it was. I wasn't disappointed. It's like The Room in book form, but with unnecessarily flowery language. Brilliantly shite.

He's not saying lawn in geoguessr though, so a moot point.

Everyone seems to think the question says you get powers related to the animal that bites you, but it isn't worded that way. I'd get bit by a kitten and have the power of telekinesis, which is really multiple powers. I could fly, create forcefields, create cold or heat by moving atoms, hell, I could create all kinds of things by manipulating atoms.