Bevruley Cleary by Dave2 in c/19684

[-] Dave2 35 points 2 months ago

Masterful gambit by beverely, surely she couldn't have lived to 10299016745145627623848583864765044283053772454999072182325491776887871732475287174542709871683888003235965704141638377695179741979175588724736000000000000000000000000, for this age would exceed the human lifespan. Once again incredible thinking.

I prefer alpha male hydrocarbons by Dave2 in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] Dave2 42 points 7 months ago

Oh fuck off, I didn't say shit!

How to spend less rule on YouTube?? by Dave2 in c/196

[-] Dave2 35 points 7 months ago

(that's why I made the post silly, I also found it funny)

Don't mock feet hands it's a real thing by Dave2 in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] Dave2 43 points 7 months ago

I was scrolling slowly and didn't see the feet until I made up my mind that this was not ai generated

What do you call upside-down loaf position? by Dave2 in c/cat@lemmy.world

[-] Dave2 43 points 7 months ago

A trap

How to improve your Lemmy experience by Dave2 in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] Dave2 39 points 8 months ago

Why don't you do some work? Go and upload the porn you have seen today, maybe we'll have a new post record.

Wuff :3 by Dave2 in c/femcelmemes

[-] Dave2 40 points 8 months ago

Hey you made a post, that's more than I have done so far. *Pet*

Evacuation by Dave2 in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[-] Dave2 33 points 9 months ago

Technically correct, the best- *is carpet bombed*

Another day, another Shavepost by Dave2 in c/196

[-] Dave2 38 points 9 months ago

The cat is a bit confused rule by Dave2 in c/196

[-] Dave2 40 points 9 months ago

I don't even need to be drunk to do that

Don't read this rule by Dave2 in c/196

[-] Dave2 38 points 10 months ago

Guys what does the next sentence say, I didn't read it.

Type Rule by Dave2 in c/196

[-] Dave2 37 points 10 months ago

You have to write C - for fast Charging 🤦

Dave2

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