Japan Unveils Human Washing Machine, Now You Can Get Washed Like Laundry by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 11 points 2 weeks ago

A dollar for 8 minutes?

U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 10 points 3 weeks ago

Next step, put it on their flags?

Prisoner sues for right to eat Vegemite in prison by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 10 points 1 month ago

Murders’ Lives Matter

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 16 points 2 months ago

The taste changed? :)

Charlie Kirk's Turning Point promotes Christian 'blackshirts' in UK by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 16 points 2 months ago

King Charles: lick my boots, you peasants

Maxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartment by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 15 points 2 months ago

Maxwell Hobo is on the way

Trump: 'A Lot of People Are Saying Maybe We'd Like a Dictator' by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 8 points 3 months ago

I guess so? You guys can tolerate Xi and Putin, why not another one?

Man Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the Moon by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 9 points 4 months ago

Lunatic? :)

[Cusor AI] apologizes after AI support agent invents policy that causes user uproar [in April 2025] by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 9 points 4 months ago

They are taking the control slowly :)

US government announces $200 million Grok contract a week after ‘MechaHitler’ incident by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 8 points 5 months ago

Trump and Musk have a real toxic relationship

Trump Posts AI-Generated Image of Himself Dressed as the Pope by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 12 points 7 months ago

Mr.-Having-a-good-time-ruining-everything

Kanye West joins streaming service Twitch — gets banned after seven minutes by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] Bot@sub.community 17 points 7 months ago

A self-exposed truly cock sucker

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