Id probably get a fast car or bike and speed and end up crashing and dying or something

Danny Duncan?

The one guy got grey hairs in-between slides lol

We need more coal mines the children yearn for the mines

Does it fit a Pringles can though?

I'm 23 and still living with my dad. Why wouldn't I take the deal to have no rent while I work full time at a decent job so I can pay off my student loans? Sounds stupid to move out at least for me right now

Good thing you don't know you're not getting the tip until after I got my meal and service

Exactly this I have led headlights on my car but they're way dimmer than most of these bright ass blue LEDs people have on their trucks lmao

"Do I look liike I knoww what a jayy-peg is??"

I'll just get my four for $4 from Wendy's thanks.

I just mobile order and pay like $6 for a crunch wrap supreme, burrito, and a side with a drink. Id never pay more than $15 at tacobell lol

That "somehow" is called using credit to buy everything then setting your stocks as collateral, and since debt can't be taxed well...