If buying isn't ownership then pirating isn't stealing
Big Mac = cake
Every time this comes up it needs to be pointed out that he did not pay for 9 peoples vacation, his boss did.
Absolutely this. When I'm depressed there's no way I have the energy to cook or clean up what I cook with. The knowledge of having something to clean while I'm feeling like shit just makes me feel more like shit.
No I believe it's "I have an uncle who does yoga"
I really hate the way that tally is set up
That's exactly why I got a vasectomy. If it really comes down to it adopting is the better choice since those kids are already stuck existing so might as well just try to make the world slight less miserable for them
Meanwhile, I'm an atheist living my whole life in fear
Way I see it, it was either give it to you or let it go to a landfill.
Is that Jim Carrey in Yes Man?
PRIMUS SUCKS
Cool see ya in 2 days