They accidentally set down a bomb when trying to open a chest.

You're forgetting they're all fucking racist. They aren't even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

Big things big. Bigger things VERY big.

I have a small hope inside that the whole thing is just a way to fuck with rich people and the album is nothing but fart noises.

Science isn't about why, it's about... why not!

"Skibidi Toilet and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race."

Well they've also redefined the second amendment to mean "We can own whatever weapon we want" so constitutional literacy is clearly not a strong suit.

Non unions plants usually also have to give raises to stay competitive and not lose their workers. Unions benefit everyone.

The Fascist party is okay with fascism, yeah, makes sense.

He probably got it confused with "Pop Secret" and thought he stole the national popcorn reserve.

Truth is a little different. They didn't chop off your hands for failing to meat a quota. You can't work without hands, see, so that wouldn't really help. Naw, they just fucking killed ya. The hands were supposed to be what the soldiers brought back to count how many they killed, to prove they hadn't wasted ammo. Seriously. The photos of people with just hands cut off were from soldiers cheating the system and just cutting off hands of random people so they could shoot more later. It was fucking barbaric.

I like the Unstable Ordinance from Space Quest IV that you can pick up near the start of the game. It's entirely useless, you can't ditch it, and if you have in your inventory near the end of the game, it blows up and kills you. Everytime. You have to restart nearly the whole game and resist the adventure game urge to grab everything that isn't nailed down.