"Oh! You're going to buy my chicken!"
So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...
They have the longest punch lines.
Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.
Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.
I'll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.
Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.
Turducken would like a word.
Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.
They have cars in the Middle East?
Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.
Eat them up, yum.
It's really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my...ahem flirtations. In person? It's a crapshoot.
That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I'm old fashioned like that.
Username checks out.
If you French fry when you're supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!
A penne for your thoughts on the matter?
Did he say "Blessed are the cheesemakers?"
Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.
I love ewe.