Fuck yeah. Women are just as capable as men when the battlefield is leveled with the right tech.

Not a good news story when they miss.

The age of artisanal media will be interesting.

If she keeps it up after a reelection, I'll consider it. Otherwise she's just playing the game.

He looks like he left the beans on the stove.

MTG, the hero I did not ask for and didn't know I needed. 🥴

And stubborn.

Hey Trump what do you think about climate change?

Well the weather is nice in Florida this year, you know Florida? Believe me, the best state in the country. Let me tell ya folks, nobody has weather like we do in Mar-A-Lago. Huge weather down there, unbelievable. *tiny accordion hands* But Israel doesn't have that much weather because of Obama and Crooked Hillary...

Stop working out

Pig out

Find yourself a voice acting role

Say you did it as a passion project

Genius

This is my shocked face.

Pfft, I wish! I had to kill five today that got inside through the door and none of my lazy cats got up.

Respecting my boundaries. If someone knows that a certain thing like ribbing me or making some unsolicited criticism annoys me and they still do it, they're not good friends and I start reconsidering my relationship with them. Those who respect my boundaries and limits know they'll get that in return and have become by best mates for years.