No, this is not how cat are. The internet has a different headcanon because people usually misinterpret them and create memes and videos based on that. They'll either expect dog behavior or misattribute human intention. Cats have a completely different body language.

I encourage everyone watch real cat behavior videos and observe cats closely and without judgement.

You get an alt alt right party. A finger on the ~~money's~~ monkey's paw curls.

E: whoops 😅

Operation Twin Sword Friction

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MTG, the hero I did not ask for and didn't know I needed. 🥴

Wild fucking story.

The landlord suffered two broken legs when the naked intruder body-slammed him

Then he shot him in self defense. And once the naked intruder was down (probably dead) he shot him two more times to finish the job. Wtaf.

Good riddance. Sayonara, bitch.

LadyButterfly likes to post his stuff. You're welcome to post the people that you like instead.

Yeah, how about you stop selling them guns first and poisoning global politics with the failed war on drugs? The only reason drugs are illegal now and people have this stupid perception is because of your propaganda.

Yeah, we noticed.

I'm not gonna kink shame but some of y'all need your parents sternly talked to.

Respecting my boundaries. If someone knows that a certain thing like ribbing me or making some unsolicited criticism annoys me and they still do it, they're not good friends and I start reconsidering my relationship with them. Those who respect my boundaries and limits know they'll get that in return and have become by best mates for years.

Not to be an ass and I take it that you're also ESL like me, but the plural is children. Sorry for the correction, my OCD is kicking in.