Sometimes I do but then sometimes I don't and it's like, gah!, I should make it permanent like how people tattoo on their eyebrows. Safety first!

Let me guess what the ruling will be 🙄

Best plan ever.

Why me when there are plenty of people posting on Mastodon? I've reposted from FessHole, for example.

I suspected that my lovely brother-in-law was not as much of a saint as he let on. He's a great guy with a big heart, but he's also a man susceptible to dick brain.

That's easy, they're all in the kitchen where no one can see them.

The worst people I met were in college. Very cliquey, judgemental, unfriendly, pretentious, and mean.

Ok, dad! 🙄

Pure unadulterated popcorn-infused butter

I lost my mind when I saw it. I'm glad he's part of the herd now! He also featured some of them in his podcast and it was delightful.