I immediately thought about connecting multiple of these together to make a train haha

From somebody being sued by their former attorney for not paying their bills

Because of how thin the modern screens are nowadays. Iirc, the logo would shine through and make a bright spot on the screen if made on modern macs.

I think this article was written because republicans always say Biden is too old. He is, but so is Trump

Not even a false accusation necessarily, the police are too fucking incompetent to check if someone changed their phone number

I imagine it’s out of necessity. They aren’t unionized, so they don’t have a strike fund.

If the fine is less than profit, it’s just the cost of doing business.

If we find aliens, they almost certainly won’t look like any organism on earth, because they would have evolved independently.

Most likely because one of the 2 major American political parties denies it exists, and the other is dragging its feet on implementing green energy

Christians without the Christ. Just a bunch of Ians

I can’t imagine this going well. DeSantis will not properly debate, he’ll probably just try to talk over him. And Fox ‘News’ won’t do anything to properly moderate DeSantis, like muting his mic when he speaks out of turn.

Straight to hell. All the way down. Boiler room of hell.