That's a real fuckin clean bong ya got there, buddy. Brand new?
Are we gonna Christen it by using Champagne for the bong water?
My wife keeps hers this clean and until recently was going through an ounce or two a month?
They have these silicone plugs for the stem and the mouthpiece, you load it up with this orange clean stuff and shake for awhile. Comes out sparkling. The smojo never looks fresh again though.
Step 1, you're gonna want to sit your ass down. That's a clean bong rip with no water, you gon' die.
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Cut your jeans and make it a Jong
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What a charming young man! I see he wants to be a chemist!
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