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[-] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

Future historians:

“Did people in 2024 discover something called ‘jeanetics’? oh…nevermind, it’s just another one of those ‘shitposts’.”

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Denim seemed to be of sacred significance to the people of 2024. Aside from its use in religious garments (such as "jeans" and "booty jorts") the few surviving images from the time depict its use in everything from cups and plates to staircases. Some artworks from the time seem to suggest they even considered it a part of their JeaNA."

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago
[-] molten@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago
[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Ha! That's good - we'll keep you on

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Jean therapy

[-] Coolcoder360@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

As long as you don't get the runs in your jeans.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Diarrhea is hereditary. Got it.

[-] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago
[-] rozlav 5 points 9 months ago

Sorry I just discover all these denims things, can someone explain ? Thx <3

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I wish I knew. Someone just started posting jeans one day.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Next level meta content.

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 4 points 9 months ago
[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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