Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

Not a lot changes

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

I'm a very old Musketeer.

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

I need to work on my temper

Bollocks.

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

I think I'd be alright.

Porn i guess

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

Seems like a fun spell

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

I'm already dead

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

I'm not gonna worry about it

The walls are closing in...

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

Pretty good actually.

I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.