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[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 137 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I just want to be left alone.

Bruh. No you fucking don't. You want to use society's infrastructure and benefits without contributing to it. If you really want to be left alone, go follow Alexander Supertramp's lead.

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[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 98 points 8 months ago
[-] PorradaVFR@lemmy.world 98 points 8 months ago

Narrator: he was, in fact, a criminal and did, in fact, make things worse for himself. He did not, however, gain any wisdom from this experience.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 98 points 8 months ago

he acted dumb like he didn’t know what “natural man” meant.

Um…no one fucking does. You’re in a weird cult-like mind trap.

[-] Zomg@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's an actual thing:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_person

distinguished from the broader category of a legal person, which may be a private (i.e., business entity or non-governmental organization) or public (i.e., government) organization.

[-] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago

I nearly went down a rabbit hole on that, like, well what is a Natural Man, or is it all caps? So glad I restrained my inborn curiosity. Ain’ got time for that. lol

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago

Oh lol I was hoping you did have time for that so you could give me a brief rundown because I also don’t have time for that

Well…that’s not true. I do have the time, I just would rather…not spend it doing that.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago

what is a Natural Man,

A featherless biped.

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Behold, @tar_alcaran 's man

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[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 90 points 8 months ago

Holy shit.

The legal genius has spent several weeks in jail because of traffic infringement?

What an special person they are.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 72 points 8 months ago

"The judge seemed annoyed". You don't say.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 8 months ago

And he still has to face punishment for the traffic infraction.

[-] Drusas@kbin.social 74 points 8 months ago

Oof, two months in jail because you won't "bend the knee" to a judge after admittedly driving without a license and leading the police on a chase (no cop should chase somebody for something so stupid, considering how dangerous police chases are, but that's another matter).

What an idiot.

I'm curious if anybody gave him any advice.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Homie's profile pic is the NASA logo, but instead of NASA says lies. They probably think the world is flat. You would get farther arguing with a brick than this person.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Homie’s profile pick in the NASA logo, but instead of NASA says lies. They probably think the world is flat.

Oof.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

OP is here for you.

[-] urist 73 points 8 months ago

Maybe I’m crazy but the more of these I read the more I feel bad for these people.

It’s like the law is so alien and arbitrary to them, that even when presented with strong evidence that they’re wrong, they can’t see they’ve been deceived. They’d rather live in a world where laws can be invalidated just because they’re unfair or arcane (as long as you know the magic spell of course…).

I kind of sympathize with that: the law IS alien and often arbitrary for us common folk.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 51 points 8 months ago

The law isn't hard to understand it's just hard to understand the specifics of. That's not quite the same thing.

I do not think anyone really believes that they are allowed to drive on a suspended license, they know they're not allowed to drive on the suspended license, but they are selfish and they do not care. They just think that there's some weird loophole that will allow them to get away with it.

The problem is, everything they think they know about the law comes from a facebook group of crazy people.

[-] urist 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

But that’s the thing though: devil’s in the details. That’s why we hire lawyers. I mean, driving on a suspended license is illegal for everyone and it’s very obvious. Pretty much everyone gets the same ticket.

Just like stealing and embezzlement. Some guy at my work just got fired for that, and rightly so. He stole like, a hundred dollars worth of candy. They’re prosecuting him for it. Not sure why he did it, he was on camera taking an entire case, very silly stuff.

Too bad he didn’t steal 5.6 million dollars from 1,000 people. Then it would just be a civil case that takes 10+ years to litigate.

Edit: the dealers were actually seeking a combined 50 mil, and after legal fees (1.4 mil) and etc each got about 4K. Justice!

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 months ago

I suspect there's a group of sovcits (perhaps even the majority of them) who are assholes looking to shirk alimony or child support, or wanting to drive after their 5th DUI took their license.

But yeah, on the other hand, I get why some people are rightfully angry about corps and rich people getting away with murder, and so they do their own "research" on how to figure out the loopholes of things like making yourself into a corporation. Too bad the reality is the a) rich people do exist in a separate justice system and b) they're far too dumb to be able to make legal loopholes work for them. Plus most of those loopholes involve a ton of money in the first place (refer back to point a).

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Too bad he didn’t steal 5.6 million dollars from 1,000 people. Then it would just be a civil case that takes 10+ years to litigate.

It's not about how much you steal, it's about how expensive are the lawyers you can afford.

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[-] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

It's more like this is a myth they can believe in. They feel trapped in an unfair, punitive and coercive system where they functionally have no real choices. The myth of sovereign citizens allows them to grasp onto a hope that actually they do have some choice. "I never consented to this, I never chose this, so I must be able to opt out, right?" In some ways, it's much like the myth people tell of the "Reptilian Overlords". Looking at the unfairness, abusiveness, and callousness of those in power, it's easier for some to cling to a story that explains their "otherness" than accept that humans do horrible shit to each other and accept that is part of one's own identity.

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[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 71 points 8 months ago
[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 82 points 8 months ago

any advice from someone more experienced & knowledgeable would be much appreciated

If only there was some professional that could provide such legal knowledge and experience

The courts tried to appoint me a public pretender again while I was incarcerated, I declined

🤦

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 59 points 8 months ago

My lawyer friend LOVES prosecuting sovcits. Has won them all.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago

They'd be a pretty shit lawyer if they couldn't. They're playing make-believe in a place that has hard rules. Unless their defence includes some kind of "insanity" plea, I don't know how any of them have any "victory against the courts" stories to tell.

[-] Lolman228@kbin.social 27 points 8 months ago

That's like punting an infant across the street and saying that you "won the fight."

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

As I understand it the problem is upholding the conviction. I mean... it's hard to argue that a intellectually challenged individual who represented themselves based on legal advice from a conman had adequate legal representation.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure "your honor I'm an idiot" is not actually a defense. Especially in the absence of any other defense. I.e. a reason to drive without a license.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 35 points 8 months ago

any advice from someone more experienced & knowledgeable would be much appreciated

Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

Okay I know what to do from here.

First, reverse pickpocket poison apples into all of the guards inventories, then hang out in their barracks until they all eat poisoned apples, once the guards all die steal their stuff and sell it to the town merchants. Now not only are you richer, but the town's guards can't arrest you on account of being dead.

The best part is that when the guards eventually respawn they keep the poisoned status and will quickly die again, with a new loadout of guard equipment!

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago

No, no, no. I don’t want that kind of advice. Tell me the secret to not having to deal with any of this and getting a bunch of money for free.

[-] Catoblepas 71 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The sad thing is that even after going to jail, being evaluated to make sure he’s not out of his gourd, AND being shown a fair amount of leniency for his bullshit, he’s not going to learn a goddamn thing. What would be a wake up call for people not in a cult has just sent him straight back to the cult to ask for help in escalating even further.

What’s kind of fascinating to me is that sovereign citizens seem to consistently believe that if their bullshit doesn’t work then it’s their fault for not doing the correct incantation. Like judges are the fey.

[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 58 points 8 months ago

The law is magic to them.

They don't understand it, but they have been told that certain spells can grant immunity.

When the spell does not work, it is not because they have been sold a load of shit by a grifter, they just didn't do it right.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 46 points 8 months ago

These idiots genuinely believe that there are magic words which they can incant to get what they want.

Just, wak into the wilderness and die please.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

magic words which they can incant to get what they want.

They see it every day. It is unfair that they can't do the same as people like Trump.

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[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 25 points 8 months ago

They're wrong but at least they actually mean it when they say fuck the system

[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

I mean, their bullshit isn't worse than the system's bullshit. The only difference is the system's bullshit is actually real, with life-destroying consequences, as the top post on this site testifies today.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 months ago

Would you care to LINK TO the post in question, or just have us guess what was popular the minute you wrote your reply?

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